Oh, for fuck's sake

[yendi]

Every half-assed horror movie can get released, or at least dumped to DVD, but somehow, one of the few movies I'm actually interested in keeps getting bumped. There is no way that Mandy Lane could actually be worse than Saw III, See No Evil, or Turistas*.

*In a scientific test, viewers found that they were unable to distinguish between Turistas and two hours of footage of a camera pointed up Ron Jeremy's bunghole, although a few viewers suggested that the anus-cam had a better plot.

Comments

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

It'll probably have a better chance in August than it would have in May, when all the blockbusters start coming out.

[thegreatjohnzo.livejournal.com]

i get you, i've been waiting years for fanboys.

[yendi]

Screw logic; I want the movie now.

(Plus, it's been delayed for so long, I don't trust them to actually release it).

[yendi]

By the time we see Fanboys, who knows how many reshoots they'll have gone through.

[dragontdc.livejournal.com]

*Says something about Ron Jeremy's diet, though, doesn't it?