Um, nope

[yendi]

The least romantic thing ever is supposed to save rocky marriages.

Because nothing spells romance like knowing your sweetie ate corn for lunch.

Comments

[marlowe1.livejournal.com]

Wasn't that an SNL skit?

[theloriest.livejournal.com]

A Kevin Nealon/Victoria Jackson SNL skit, to be precise. "The Love Toilet: for couples who can't bear to be apart."

[28bytes.livejournal.com]

Wonder if comes with a year's supply of Colon Blow^®...

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

I like that the minimum order is 12.

[slitterst.livejournal.com]

I believe they're marketing it to the fundamentalist polygamists in Texas.

[coffeeinhell.livejournal.com]

NO NO NO DO NOT WANT

[coffeeinhell.livejournal.com]

To further elaborate: That's the only place I'm assured of privacy as it is. And some things are best kept to one's self.

[allah-sulu.livejournal.com]

But ... but ... it "saves the planet"!!! *barf*

with a modest privacy wall in between

Not much of a wall, you can see right over it. More to the point, you can hear and smell right over it.

[laurelian.livejournal.com]

This thing squicks me out and makes my brain hurt.

How in the *world* is taking a crap together supposed to save a marriage? Cause seriously, if counseling and communication can't do it, I fail to see how sharing your most intimate bodily functions would...

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[evilgrins.livejournal.com]

gotta admit, much better than known your sweetie had beans for lunch

[kellirose1313.livejournal.com]

Yeah noooooo, I don't like being near the bathroom when hubby is in there. Standing outside the door could knock you out with smell, being right next to him. I'd die.

[modpixie.livejournal.com]

nthing the DO NOT WANT

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[dustyskinandall.livejournal.com]

It does have a pretty fantastic name though.

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[popfiend.livejournal.com]

True dat.

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[enderfem.livejournal.com]

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[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

As a Portlander, I beam with pride. (Voodoo Doughnut Is Love!)

(Edited to add the link to Voodoo Doughnut's website)

[unquietsoul5.livejournal.com]

The fact that the 'updated version' includes a television and an IPOD docking station is even more disturbing. We're talking a toilet here, not a romantic sunken tub or jacuzzi where one might want to watch tv or listen to music together...

[rubian77.livejournal.com]

Those were my thoughts almost exactly!

[greektoomey.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the obvious upgrade is clearly a bidet function controlled by the person occupying the opposite seat. Duh.