Dear Hollywood:
Jun. 5th, 2008 01:38 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yendiFuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
The very existence of Friedberg and Seltzer lowers the collective IQ of the world by about three points. Uwe Boll comse across as a nuanced genius compared to these guys. One monkey, typing on one broken typewriter for half an hour, would produce a better screenplay, and the rotting corpse of Phil Tucker would direct things more energetically. A three-hour adaptation of Serrano's Piss Christ would be less offensive, and I've heard dirges that are funnier.
Seriously, Hollywood. Stop it. There's are lots of reasons I've largely abandoned you, and these guys represent most of them.
Love,
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yendi
The very existence of Friedberg and Seltzer lowers the collective IQ of the world by about three points. Uwe Boll comse across as a nuanced genius compared to these guys. One monkey, typing on one broken typewriter for half an hour, would produce a better screenplay, and the rotting corpse of Phil Tucker would direct things more energetically. A three-hour adaptation of Serrano's Piss Christ would be less offensive, and I've heard dirges that are funnier.
Seriously, Hollywood. Stop it. There's are lots of reasons I've largely abandoned you, and these guys represent most of them.
Love,
yendi