Dear Hollywood:

[yendi]

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.

The very existence of Friedberg and Seltzer lowers the collective IQ of the world by about three points. Uwe Boll comse across as a nuanced genius compared to these guys. One monkey, typing on one broken typewriter for half an hour, would produce a better screenplay, and the rotting corpse of Phil Tucker would direct things more energetically. A three-hour adaptation of Serrano's Piss Christ would be less offensive, and I've heard dirges that are funnier.

Seriously, Hollywood. Stop it. There's are lots of reasons I've largely abandoned you, and these guys represent most of them.

Love,

yendi

Comments

[murnkay.livejournal.com]

Jesus. Take it personally much?

[ketzl.livejournal.com]

How do these crap movies still get funding? I'd rather watch random youtube videos for 2 hours than be within earshot of one of these turds.

[kaine-maxwell.livejournal.com]

The title of the movie is a clue as to how much it will bomb at the box office.

[yendi]

Yes. I've looked into the Total Perspective Vortex, and I'm at the center of it.

[yendi]

Sadly, they get made because Epic Movie and Meet the Spartans were actually hits.

[yendi]

I hope you're right, but historical evidence says that this one will make money too.

[murnkay.livejournal.com]

Oh, ok.

[featheredfrog.livejournal.com]

Will you stop pissing around and tell us how you REALLY Feel?




;P

[kaine-maxwell.livejournal.com]

sad, but true...

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

See its not Hollywood you should hate. Its the fucking half-wits WHO PAY TO SEE THIS. Finding someone has a ticket stub to one of these movies should be a flogging offense...

[phantom_wolfboy]

HOW does Carmen Electra keep getting work?!

[tarpo.livejournal.com]

How do mink get mink?

How the hell do these films get made so fast?

[sterlingnorth.livejournal.com]

Honestly, how are these two filming these movies so fast? OK, I know Seltzer and Friedberg don't such spend time wasting and energy draining on traditional film making activities like "writing" or the like (which may explain part of the answer, given that actual writers who put effort into actually writing their screenplays were picketing earlier this year), but fuck... their last disaster movie (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1073498/) premiered six months ago!

[nishar.livejournal.com]

Well, their movies do make money. Don't they???