If I'm sick, everyone should suffer

[yendi]

And nothing spells "suffering" while watching the former Lizzie McGuire "covering" a Depeche Mode song while attempting to become this decade's answer to Madonna, circa 1990.

I'm not sure that I didn't just hallucinate the whole thing thanks to cold meds, but if I didn't, and there really is a horrifying embedded video following this, my apologies. You probably deserve better.

Hilary Duff - Reach Out - Official Music Video Premiere

Comments

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

I. . .I kinda liked it.



I understand if we can't be friends anymore.

[kellirose1313.livejournal.com]

It's ok, you're not alone. I sorta liked it too.

[ex-yakaveng.livejournal.com]

OMGFUCKNO.

Y;know, with her hands being bound... Couldn't someone gag her as well?

[tattermuffin.livejournal.com]

*sob* My brain hurts.

Having watched this girl grow up on Disney channel, I'm just grateful my daughter doesn't seem to be heading down the "wanna be a slut" path. Like Lindsay Lohan wasn't bad enough. Guess I should be grateful that watching Disney channel doesn't seem to have the same effect as being on it does.

[feste-sylvain.livejournal.com]

Gee, why didn't she keep the original title?

[beldar.livejournal.com]

Y'know how sometimes SNL will do a musical act as a parody of legit styles (accidentally spawning a semi-legit act in the Blues Brothers) and we all see the excesses for what they are and get the joke...

DM should sue, "Personal Jesus" was Shakespeare compared to this. And I hope Pink kicks Duff's ass for trying to steal her act.

And I see she keeps with the formula that you aren't keepin' it real unless you have some rapper give you an intro.

[pulzella-gaia.livejournal.com]

Gah! No, no, no!

(But I did like the black top and floofy skirt with kicky black hat outfit she was wearing on the bed -- but the rest of it must never be spoken of again.)

[pixelfish.livejournal.com]

I liked snippets, but the snippets generally related to the original songs.

Also, what....was talking about your own personal Jesus too controversial?????

As to the lyrics, I'm minded of the advice about writing sex scenes in novels: Sometimes describing EVERYTHING logistically is not sexy, it's boring.

[rubian77.livejournal.com]

I...um.... *blink*

Some shots were kinda titillating, but others just killed it for me. And what's with the people running around in their underwear??!?

[rowancat.livejournal.com]

It's like she just discovered those very early old eighties videos
of Madonna. Who did that whole style better and had a hotter voice
and look. At least for pop music (not rock).

[lokilokust.livejournal.com]

you fucking bastard.

[ex-bookkeep.livejournal.com]

This sort of malice towards your readership shall not be countenanced and must be condemned in the strongest language possible.

You, sir, are a scoundrel.

[jiffjenn.livejournal.com]

This is sacrilige! But that is because of my love for Depeche Mode...

[dragontdc.livejournal.com]

Wuh...

What the everlovin' f*ck was that?

Seriously, I haven't heard such malfeasly tune gankange since Vanilla Ice filched "Under Pressure".

There is a special place in a special Hell for Hillary Duff.