My New Year's Resolutions

[yendi]

1. Drink coffee.

2. Eat bacon.

3. Watch TV.

4. Drink coffee and eat bacon while watching TV.

5. Read.

6. Drink coffee and eat bacon while reading.

7. Drink coffee and eat bacon while reading and watching TV at the same time.

8. Surf the net.

9. Drink coffee and eat bacon while surfing the net.

10. Become king of the world.

For those wondering, I've already met 1, 3, 5, and 8. Haven't had any bacon yet this year, which is why I haven't managed the rest yet. Well, except for #10. I figure that one might take some time.

Comments

[kradical.livejournal.com]

I'd seriously reconsider #10 -- being king of the world is a lot of work, and you probably wouldn't have time for #1-9 anymore....

[yendi]

Yeah, that's why I put it last. Although if King of the World doesn't come with bacon and coffee as a perk, I'll abdicate, anyway.

[bassfingers.livejournal.com]

See, on the flip-side, I see 1-9 as the road that leads to #10...

[coffeehouse.livejournal.com]

So, last night I made a ham. Not just any ham, a bacon-wrapped-cola-glazed-spiral-cut ham.

My SO tells me that I need to stop using bacon.

The high fructose high sodium cola he drinks by the gallon is fine, but bacon is to be avoided????

[amokk]

I'm inspired.

[darth-spacey.livejournal.com]

1. Find a big damn boat.
2. Get on the big damn boat.
3. ????
4. I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!

[elionwyr.livejournal.com]

Ha! I consumed bacon in your honour New Year's Day. :)

[nikkif.livejournal.com]

These are the best resolutions ever.

[jennythe-reader.livejournal.com]

Just don't eat the coffee and drink the bacon

Speaking of bacon...

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

...Warren Ellis did.

[phantom_wolfboy]

This seems like a good place to ask:

Are you Yendi on Skyrates?

[yendi]

I am, indeed!

[phantom_wolfboy]

I am known there as "Brandom". Don't ask.