Because you demanded it

[yendi]

That completely unnecessary remake of The Karate Kid featuring Will Smith's son? Will also have Jackie Chan as Mr. Miyagi. And it's directed by Harald Zwart, who gave us The Pink Panther 2, Agent Cody Banks, and One Night at McCool's

Comments

[featheredfrog.livejournal.com]

If they're doing Karate Kid, can Crossroads be far behind?

[kenakeri.livejournal.com]

Hollywood loves to break my brain.

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

Bartender? Two Klonopin with a Maalox chaser, if you don't mind. *thunk*

[cucumberseed.livejournal.com]

You know, I was thinking the exact same.

"DO YOU UNDERSTAND A WORD I'M SAYIN'?? SWEEP THE LEG!"

[stevietee.livejournal.com]

with
Chris Tucker
as John Kreese

Re: "DO YOU UNDERSTAND A WORD I'M SAYIN'?? SWEEP THE LEG!"

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

OK, see, now it actually sounds like a decent parody.

[sparkfrost.livejournal.com]

With that kind of talent on board how can this go wrong?!

[gentleeleos.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

Echoes.

[davidlubar.livejournal.com]

Why don't they just take $50 million, put it in a pile, and cover it with sewage?

[alladinsane.livejournal.com]

That's Uwe Boll's job...

[alladinsane.livejournal.com]

Will and Jada def didnt raise a slacker did they?

[underpope.livejournal.com]

I've said it before, and I'll happily say it again. It's not that Hollywood has run out of ideas. It's that they hate us, actively hate us with the burning passion of a thousand suns.

[dustyskinandall.livejournal.com]

I think they just take bets to see how far they can go before people just don't go to see something.

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

A vortex of suck so strong that no goodness can escape.

[mydochas.livejournal.com]

This upsets me in ways I can't even begin to describe.

:(

[bassfingers.livejournal.com]

I actually recall One Night at McCool's having some good moments...

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

But..but...that's not karate! Will they at least rename the movie?

[phantom_wolfboy]

Yeah, I do wish Hollywood would quit doing remakes. Why, if they had started that policy soon enough we would have been spared such terrible films as the Bogart/Astor Maltese Falcon, The Magnificent Seven, A Fist Full of Dollars . . .