Yeah, so my friend Rob, he would be right there with you. Another friend of ours once said, "Rob, what would you say if a naked woman came and sat in your lap, and kissed you on the nose?"
My wife thinks that if a women walked up to me wearing a neon sign that said "Do me now, [my name]" my reaction would be "Wow, there are two people here named [my name]?"
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Date: 2009-01-27 01:13 am (UTC)So, when will you start believing your wife about your queue?
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Date: 2009-01-27 01:26 am (UTC)I use the fact that I was drinking to excuse at least some of my oblivious occasions.
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Date: 2009-01-27 01:33 am (UTC)"Mixed signals."
"Mixed signals!?"
"Sure. The nose?"
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Date: 2009-01-27 02:35 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-01-27 01:42 am (UTC)LOL!
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Date: 2009-01-27 02:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
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