Oh jesus bananaphone christ on a treebranch. Really? REALLY? He can't go make some more boring 70s exploitation pastiches, he's got to continue humping the sodden corpse of the Halloween franchise?
Option 3 would be to go back to making passable music that simple references all these movies, and leave the filmmaking to better directors, like, oh, anyone this side of Boll and Friedberg/Setzer.
After Halloween 2, I really hope he remakes Halloween 3 (the best movie ever made that features Stonhenge, androids, and Halloween masks that turn children into bugs and snakes).
And not just any backstory, you know it will be a backstory involving a stripper, so that his wife can have a part to play. Words cannot express how much I am looking forward to this.
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Date: 2009-02-12 08:03 pm (UTC)and I think it's funny that Rob Zombie blogs on Myspace.
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