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yendiWhat. The. Fuck?
I mean, look: No one wants to see a woman wearing a short dress with a low-cut top and boots while holding a bloody machete more than I do. Really.
But "Mrs. Jason Voorhees?" What the fuck? That manages to be gloriously wrong both within and outside the context of the movies.
Better yet, instead of a real hockey mask, you made it a hockey-mask shaped purse!
Also, the fine print, where admit that you don't even include the machete (or the boots, or the blood)? Made of fail!
The entire fucking idea here is made of fail. Really.
(No, I didn't go searching for this; New Line sent me an email with links to assorted F13 merchandise. This one stood out.)
I mean, look: No one wants to see a woman wearing a short dress with a low-cut top and boots while holding a bloody machete more than I do. Really.
But "Mrs. Jason Voorhees?" What the fuck? That manages to be gloriously wrong both within and outside the context of the movies.
Better yet, instead of a real hockey mask, you made it a hockey-mask shaped purse!
Also, the fine print, where admit that you don't even include the machete (or the boots, or the blood)? Made of fail!
The entire fucking idea here is made of fail. Really.
(No, I didn't go searching for this; New Line sent me an email with links to assorted F13 merchandise. This one stood out.)