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So, shadesong just came home, and I showed her the junk mail, which included a postcard from Target announcing their new line of tweenwear: Stuff, by Hilary Duff.

I waited for the absurdity of Duff having her own line of clothing to sink in before I said, "and, when she's washed up in five years and agrees to her first porn movie, it'll be called Double-stuffed, With Hilary Duff.