You ain't seen a vampire movie until you've seen a Swedish vampire movie

I'd heard -- but largely ignored -- a lot of good buzz about the Swedish vampire flick Let the Right One In. Frankly, the title makes me think of the Partridge Family, and that evokes the wrong kind of horror.

But the red-band trailer definitely impresses me:

At the other extreme. . .

Anaconda 3: Offspring

Starring David Hasselhoff.

There's almost nothing I can say about this one.

The Hoff plus snakes. If it's not a masterpiece, I'll eat my lunch.