At the other extreme. . .

[yendi]

Anaconda 3: Offspring

Starring David Hasselhoff.

There's almost nothing I can say about this one.

The Hoff plus snakes. If it's not a masterpiece, I'll eat my lunch.

Comments

[corwinok.livejournal.com]

There is a god, and he/she/it is making movies specifically for me. This is on the must see list for certain.

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

But if it is a masterpiece...?

[greatcalvero.livejournal.com]

I think this screams for a full-fleged review. Your fans demand it.

[greatcalvero.livejournal.com]

full-fledged, rather.

[featheredfrog.livejournal.com]

It will be a masterpiece with the snake speaking in a clipped accent reminicent of a doctor from st. elsewhere or a school principal, a single red eye, and BOOBIES!!!!

[clawfoot.livejournal.com]

I had it on pre-order months ago, and it just arrived yesterday! *bounce* It's part of a birthday gift for a friend (I also bought her the first two movies as well. It's a long story).

Anyway, I look forward to a giant snake movie marathon in the near future!

[e-scapism101.livejournal.com]

I saw that on the rack at work last night. My co-workers could not understand my need to squee. Because, dude. The Hoff and a snake. Dude.

[blergeatkitty.livejournal.com]

Needs more airplanes.

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

Hold me, I'm scared.

[phantom_wolfboy]

Ya know, the Anaconda franchise has been extraordinarily good so far, considering what it is. I look forward to this.

[jerel.livejournal.com]

Needs to be set on a plane. Definitely. It will improve the quality of the movie like 3,000 times.

[cscottd.livejournal.com]

Snakes?... but no plane?

That just seems wrong somehow. :)