How can they whip cheese?

Did anyone ever give Arthur Miller grief about the passive voice?

I mean, surely some student, having memorized rules without comprehending them, must have suggested he run with, "Willy Loman never made a lot of money, never got his name in the paper, but you must pay attention to such a person."

(Obligatory disclaimer -- I like DoaS just fine as it was written, thank you very much)

Monday Amazon Deals: Kong, Janet Jackson, Dragon Quest, Buffy, Wonderfalls, and more!

(Sales from last week that remain active are the ones on Musicals, Batman/DCU, the BBC Buy 1, Get 1 Free sale, and the 50% off sale on a number of movies).

The Gold Deal of the Day is the Deluxe King Kong Gift Set for $39.99 (50% off). This is the three-disc edition with more special features than any movie has ever needed, as well as the Weta Kong figure.

The Video Game Deal of the Day is Dragon Quest IV for the DS for $19.98 (50% off).

And the MP3 Deal of the Day is Janet Jackson's Control (the album, not just the single) for $2.99.

The only notable new sale that's not today-only is a 55% TV DVDs Sale. This one includes Buffy, Dead Like Me, Wonderfalls, Picket Fences, Remington Steele, Hill Street Blues, American Dad, Mary Tyler Moore, King of the Hill, Angel, and more. Some sets are "only" 50% off instead of 55% off, but all the deals are danmed good.

Um, what?

Keyshawn Johnson will host an interior design show on A&E.

I'm trying to wrap my mind around this, but failing.

(And yes, every conceivable variant of "throw me the damned ball" as applied to interior design has been posted someone where on the Net already).

Grrr

Tufts Health Plan, allegedly rated #2 in the nation, has decided that they're not covering any fucking prescription antihistamines (like Allegra), because Claritin is available OTC and "works" (even though it doesn't, for 'song).

So, anyone have any recommendations for the best online Canadian pharmacies?

And yeah, I hope that every fucking executive at Tufts comes down with with fucking crippling allergies.