Bacon Jam

[yendi]

If any of you love me, you'll buy me a jar of this.

Or, you know, anything else with bacon in it (other than the nasty bacon mints that they sell at Archie McPhee).

Comments

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

But. . .I love your heart, too, so I'm conflicted.

[yendi]

But I'd put it on whole-wheat bread, which is heart-healthy!

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

Lol, sure you would. I imagine you with a spoon, nomming it right out of the jar.

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

I can't gift you with that, but I can gift you with the term "Bacontongue."

[desperance.livejournal.com]

Oh, lor'. Now I'm trying to figure out how to make it...