Things I did not know until today

[yendi]

According to Tom Coburn's Chief of Staff, all porn is gay porn, no matter what combination of folks it features. Yes, reading porn will make you go blind grow hair on your palms turn you gay.

Also, he should probably be aware that 11-year-olds looking for porn aren't buying issues of Playboy; they're using this thing called the Internet (which, as we all know, is for porn).

Comments

[lurkerwithout.livejournal.com]

My preferred porn is girl-on-girl, so that is technically gay porn I guess. Probably not the kind he's thinking of though...

[yendi]

Heh. True. And if he did think about it, he'd still argue that it would turn you gay.

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

You probably know what I'd like to say to this guy, so I won't say it. On to other thoughts:

Ah, porn. I was probably always destined to be a pervert, but I wonder what kind of pervert I'd've been with access to Net porn when I was 11.

Here's to good porn! Porn that's about sex and sexuality as happy things! Which it probably isn't to Coburn's aide or some of the people listening to him.