Dear UPS:

[yendi]

Please do not use a TARDIS for package delivery, as that's a notoriously unreliable form of transportation.

I make this request based on the following tracking info for an item I ordered from Amazon on Friday, May 14:

Comments

[trochee.livejournal.com]

whose responsible this!

[cscottd.livejournal.com]

TARDIS Express

When it absolutely has to get there before you sent it.

[jadecat9.livejournal.com]

Yes, but *eventually* it does get to you. Even if it has to traverse all manners of time & space to do it!

[fiddledragon]

Oh, thank you, UPS, for making my evening :D

[enchant.livejournal.com]

giggle... maybe it's a problem with time zones, they are a few thousands of timezones away!

Is there maybe a Chelmsford Triangle, a little cousin of the Bermuda Triangle?

[marajs.livejournal.com]

UPS recycles their tracking numbers. Occasionally you'll see one that has a delivery date of over a year ago, it means they're reusing the code and their system just hasn't updated with the current delivery expectation. I've seen it happen.

[gaelfling.livejournal.com]

that's why it's "quantum notify"-- otherwise it'd be near impossible to track the package while in transit in their new TARDIS delivery system :P

[dark-blade.livejournal.com]

*blink. blink. peer.*

*catches dates.*


*Zomg rotfl on the couch instead of the floor >.> cause that shit hurts.*

[unquietsoul5.livejournal.com]

Amused :-)

Look under the couch.... its been there since Tuesday of last month....

[wednesday]

Or twenty years later.

[davidlubar.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious. I love the TARDIS connection. However, before you dump all the blame on UPS, we need to make sure the item you ordered didn't cause the problem. Didn't Amazon do a blue box special on worm holes a while back?

[cscottd.livejournal.com]

...or both. :)