Dear Continental Airlines

[yendi]

$23 for one checked bag?

Fuck you, you greedy scumbags.

I hope your greedy cocks rot off and are replaced with genetically-mutated jalapeño peppers.

There's a reason I fly Jetblue -- an airline that actually seems to actually like its customers -- when given a choice.

Comments

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Bag #2 is an additional $32!

[yendi]

And for that, their testicles should be replaced with lead weights.

[captain18.livejournal.com]

This is why JetBlue and Southwest are my airlines of choice these days.

[yendi]

Ditto.

[wednesday]

What, for international flight?!

[yendi]

Domestic, actually (this is her flight down to Newark).

[wednesday]

Okay. That's not any better, but at least it makes sense in the current climate.

[feste-sylvain.livejournal.com]

Continental sucks like a vast sucking thing. They suck so much their cabins are strengthened for negative pressure.

Their weaselliness is exceeded only by their incompetence.