Um

[yendi]

So, Bret Michaels had an affair with Tish Cyrus, and, at the same that time, performed a very suggestive duet with Miley.

Can he just go ahead and change his name to Humbert Humbert now and get it over with?

Because a story like that needs a unicorn chaser, I'll tell you that Felicia Day's movie on the network I'll still call Sci-Fi kicked ass in the ratings (I still haven't watched it, but it's on the DVR).

Comments

[emilytheslayer.livejournal.com]

I just. . .

[chris-walsh.livejournal.com]

*reads* *shudders*

Why anyone goes near THAT thorn, I don't know.

Signed,
someone who's read Lolita and dealt with its WTFery

[tru2myart.livejournal.com]

I love Bret Michaels but we all know he'll sleep with anyone hot, kinda hot, semi hot or blonde with silicon. Not sure if I believe the story or not considering the source but you never can tell with Bret.

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

Naturally, my first thought was, "Who's Tish Cyrus?" 'course, reading the article clears that up. It also makes me aware that Miley Cyrus is the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus. I honestly never made that connection.

[lordrexfear.livejournal.com]

I'd more believe that he did the do with Miley. Bret has plenty of women he can have sex with. I don't think he'd bother with Tish. He has all his Rock of Love girls AND his baby momma Kristi... why would he do Tish? Just don't buy it!

I'm betting Billy Ray has been using his newfound fame from Hannah Montana to get tail and pulled the bret Michaels thing up so he can get divorced before she files!

[nishar.livejournal.com]

I think Bret was trying to set up a Mother-Daughter-Bret threesome.