This is why you don't let Kevin Smith write your games

[yendi]

So, in the Smurfs game for the iPad (which I downloaded because it was free. Do not judge me!), clicking on Smurfette when she's around other Smurfs causes her to blow kisses to them, the Smurfs to get little hearts over their heads, and each Smurf to gain 15 experience points.

Um, yeah. That's just smurfy.

Comments

[haikujaguar.livejournal.com]

*insert Picard facepalm ASCII here*

[amokk]

So a smurfjob gives 15xp? That's better than GTA.

[wednesday]

Imagine what would happen if Smurfette had never been made blonde'n'pure.