She would of been a good woman, if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life.

[yendi]

It's Flannery O'Connor's birthday (yes, famous people can be born on days when Google doesn't create a doodle, weird as that concept might be).

To celebrate, you should manipulate your loved ones on a road trip and detour them to Tennessee, where you can all get murdered. It's totally what she'd have wanted.

(Context here, although I'm pretty sure that's a copyright violation, even if it's the third item in my Google search. But really, why don't you already own the collection this story's in, anyway?)