Dear Esquire

[yendi]

Your concept of "plain" (and thus your definition of beauty) is so unbelievably fucked up, I can't even begin to wrap my mind around your mindset.

(Note that this was written by professional douchmuncher Stephen Marche, who's also big on fat shaming and other fun stuff.)

Comments

[esmeraldus-neo.livejournal.com]

They didn't mention her, but when someone says how plain Mayim Bialik is, I go Absolut Batshit.

I had that conversation with my partner over the holidays--and he does know better, he was just wording things particularly poorly that evening, so trying not to go too completely bonkers on him, but it was still hard on the nerves.

[miss-lisa-ma.livejournal.com]

Oy.

Because only women Esquire deems hot enough are "hawt" and being hawt is, of course, the most important task a woman can accomplish in her life.

There aren't enough sea-sick bags in the world for me at this moment...