An open letter to plants

[yendi]

I do not care about your sex life, nor do I appreciate you having sex in such a way as to get your spooge into my nose.

Fucking allergies.

Comments

[slitterst.livejournal.com]

And those d*mn trees, dropping their embryos all over my car...

[yendi]

Yep.

[imortalscot.livejournal.com]

It has actually calmed down here in Virginia. My little white car is no longer my little yellow car.

[yendi]

It's anything but calm here, alas.

[raidingparty.livejournal.com]

Late Spring here, too (and late Winter down South).

Arborgasm?

[jerel.livejournal.com]

Last week was BAD down here. I was ready to open a vein and just drop the antihistamines in. We've had torrents of rain for the last two or three days, so it's washed it all down the gutters.