If "Weird Al" ever sang adult matieral
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yendiHe'd totally have an ode to masturbation called "50 Ways to Love Your Lever."
(Yes, stolen from the Muppet Show, but they didn't take it to the dark place*.)
*Insert Garth Marenghi joke.
(Yes, stolen from the Muppet Show, but they didn't take it to the dark place*.)
*Insert Garth Marenghi joke.
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Date: 2013-08-30 05:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2013-08-31 02:03 am (UTC)Put some lube on your peen, Gene.
Stick a finger in your crack, Jack.
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Date: 2013-08-31 02:01 am (UTC)