Actual line that shadesong just uttered to Elayna:

[yendi]

""No, your vagina will never be tan."

Comments

[kellinator.livejournal.com]

What in the fuck is going on over there?

[yendi]

:-) Guess I should provide context. We noticed that Elayna had gotten slightly burnt today at camp on her face. Turned out, when she stripped for her bath, that she got sun all over when she went swimming. After her bath, I brought her out to show shadesong, and Elayna misheard, and thought that it was her butt that was tan. We explained that she was tan everywhere except her butt (which was mostly true), and she asked, "even my vagina," thus leading to 'song's comment.

[chrisv.livejournal.com]

Oy vey!

[bellacrow.livejournal.com]

Cool! Way to go talking about types of skin you have on your body ;-)