If Laurell K Hamilton's next Merry Gentry book has Merry all alone, and thus having to please herself (since she can't go more than two chapters without an orgasm), will it be called Sidhe Bop?
At one time, I'd almost written an entire song called "Unseelie Bop," which would probably make a nice b-side for this one (Poison and Lauper, together on one CD -- what a world!). I'll need to dig up those lyrics sometime.
D'you read Absurd Notions (http://www.absurdnotions.org/)? One of the storylines from a short while back involved a role-playing session that included the mighty Scepter of Sidhe-Baup. Funny stuff.
Okay, I don't even read Hamilton, and this is sick and twisted...and I'm guessing that it's a good place to introduce one of the words I learned reading one of Bret's college assignments for a lit. analysisclass (it was on deviant sexuality and masturbation in Jane Austen, don't ask).
The way things happen when she has sex, I fear that there'd be some sort of implosion. Or maybe everybody in a 50 mile radius would suddenly be struck helpless in the throes of the most incredible climax of their lives. This could, of course, result in problems for those operating heavy equipment.
Ah, that brings back memories. I remember totally disbelieving that "She-bop" was about masturbation when it was referenced by lawmakers in Lists Of Songs That Are Corrupting Our Children. Then, years later, looking back..."Oooh! They were right!" (Not about corrupting us, but the lyrics, of course. ;)
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Date: 2002-07-31 03:55 am (UTC)X
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Date: 2002-07-31 04:26 am (UTC)Please, as if Merry has ever been left alone to play by herself, some element would come and join her, she's so irresistable and all.
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Date: 2002-07-31 06:24 am (UTC)"A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I seek"
You should no longer have "She Bop" stuck in your head.
(the cure is often more painful than the disease)
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Date: 2002-07-31 07:08 am (UTC)cheers,
Phil
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Date: 2002-07-31 07:16 am (UTC)Maybe if we send enough letters to Moxy, they'll actually tour this way...
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Date: 2002-07-31 07:39 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-07-31 09:25 am (UTC)if it were set in the Eighties...
Date: 2002-07-31 04:29 am (UTC)Re: if it were set in the Eighties...
Date: 2002-07-31 06:21 am (UTC)Re: if it were set in the Eighties...
Date: 2002-07-31 07:10 am (UTC)cheers,
Phil
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Date: 2002-07-31 04:56 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2002-07-31 05:12 am (UTC)ROFLMAO...
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Automonoeroticism.
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