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[yendi]

If you mix artificial sweetener and cannabis, do you get Splenda in the Grass?

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[m0usegrrl.livejournal.com]

YEEARRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH!!! ::slams head against keyboard::

[terracinque.livejournal.com]

No, you get bitch-slapped, bitch!

[amberfox.livejournal.com]

Owww.... Now my brain hurts.

Re: bleurgh.

[wolfieboy.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the TIPS.

[voltbang.livejournal.com]

You need to be beaten.

My cow orker was telling me about his vacation, he went apple picking. He was telling us about this orchard he went to, and I asked, "so how do you like those apples?" and several of my cow orkers declared me in need of beating. I pass that along to you.

[rollick.livejournal.com]

Ow. Just ow.

[yendi]

:-( Poor broken keyboard.

[yendi]

That sort of reaction is the sign of a successful pun. Thank you.

[yendi]

Some medicinal marijuana should make it all better! :-)

[yendi]

Thanks! I'm flattered. :-)

[mightywombat.livejournal.com]

Oh, sweet weed! I think that pun is as likely to cause cancer as the artificial sweetner you're smoking...