What makes a man?

[yendi]

The ability to not scream like a girl when your cat jumps on your leg in a vain attempt to get to your Diet Dr. Brown's Cream Soda, misses, and claws the shit out of your calf is what makes a man.

I am a man's man.

Comments

[elfboy999.livejournal.com]

or maybe just too afraid to sound like a girl in front of one

^_^

Slainte, Mvto,
Elfboy999

[yendi]

Manliness is all about image, true.

[yashara.livejournal.com]

*OUCH* I wouldn't have called you a sissy if you had screamed, just reading that made me hurt.

[yendi]

Writing about it hurt worse. :-)

[yashara.livejournal.com]

I can imagine...I used to get scratched all the time when I'd give mine baths...got to where I'd have to wrap them in towels clip claws, then give them a bath.. Forgot ONE time and my cat left scratch marks up my chest, over my shoulder and down my back, getting away from me and the bathtub. That hurt like you can't imagine so I know how you felt! *OUCH*

[thebaronofmspg.livejournal.com]

Heh. Well, it could have been worse. It could have been your scrotum?

[yendi]

True. If the kitty goes after the sac, he's outta here.

[thejunebug.livejournal.com]

My cat did that to my ex once. She didn't use her claws, and was only exploring (after all, they are dangly and strange looking, why not play with them?), but after that the ex wouldn't allow her in the bedroom unless he was wearing at least boxers.

[yendi]

Hell, I learned the boxers lesson a while ago. I don't want the claws even getting close.

[amokk]

Uhm... diet? ::snickers:: Yeah, a man's man indeed. ::snickers again::

[elfboy999.livejournal.com]

"diet" totally passed over my head. Good catch!

"diet" indeed!

ROTF

Slainte, Mvto,
Elfboy999

[eng1ne.livejournal.com]

That's what made the whole post funny to me.
I pictured sort of a low-angle montage shot of yendi, a waving American flag, and a diet cream soda.

[night-child.livejournal.com]

True. However, you are allowed to cuss and launch the offending animal a minimum of 2 ft, but no more than 6. (giggle) I just finished reading dumb laws, please exuse me. Are you o.k.?

[yendi]

Oh, cursing and cat flinging occured, believe me. No major wounds. Other than Jack's pride over being thrown.

[night-child.livejournal.com]

I am glad to hear there is no long lasting damage to the Yendi. (blowing a kiss) Just in case there is no one there to kiss it for you.

[yendi]

:-) Not that shadesong wouldn't be willing, but I'd never turn down an extra kiss.

[night-child.livejournal.com]

I am always happy to share my kisses. ;)

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, that and a pair of testicles."