The DMA News
Sep. 24th, 2003 04:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yendiSo, as many of you know by now, the National Do-not-call Registry has been blocked, at the behest of the DMA and a judge who is either ignorant of the law, or in the DMA's pocket.
In honor of this event, I suggest a new national holiday:
National Bitchslap a Telemarketer Day.
Obviously, the holiday would take place on October 1, the day the act was supposed to have gone into effect. Celebrating the holiday is pretty simple: Find a telemarketer. Bitchslap him or her. Wish him/her a happy holiday.
If you cannot find a telemarketer (like vampires and psycho killers, they often look like everyone else), simply wait for one to call you. Then ask them if you can go over to their house and bitchslap them.
Full disclosure: I was woken up from a headache-induced nap by one of these creatures today.
In honor of this event, I suggest a new national holiday:
National Bitchslap a Telemarketer Day.
Obviously, the holiday would take place on October 1, the day the act was supposed to have gone into effect. Celebrating the holiday is pretty simple: Find a telemarketer. Bitchslap him or her. Wish him/her a happy holiday.
If you cannot find a telemarketer (like vampires and psycho killers, they often look like everyone else), simply wait for one to call you. Then ask them if you can go over to their house and bitchslap them.
Full disclosure: I was woken up from a headache-induced nap by one of these creatures today.
