The best holiday toy ever!

[yendi]

Talking Ann Coulter doll. Note that the doll contains less plastic than an actual Ann Coultier. It's also more logical and reasonable in debates.

Man, I so want to order one of these, one of the Bill Clinton dolls, and then get to work with a digital camera.

Comments

[ex-ilk.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!!

Have you heard of "Ann Coulter Stop the Presses 2004" for the X-Cube-Station?

"In Ann Coulter Stop the Presses 2004, you're the conservative pundit's editor at Megacorp Publishing. The game begins as Coulter turns in her book manuscript, Let's Necklace Dissent, which is due to the printer in less than a month. One problem: It's full of lies. You must sift through the entire thing and figure out which two pieces of information are actually true. There is a ticking clock in the screen's corner and a Morality Bar you have to keep out of the red or your career is over. This game is interesting simply because it can't be won." - David Cross from:

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/11.11/games.html

[yendi]

Bwahaha! I love it!

[ex-ilk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, David Cross is a national treasure.

Freedonia should really publicize this fact.

[pinballsorceror.livejournal.com]

(Tate figure theater presents: "The Life and Times of Ann Coulter: A Bitch too Far")

Ann Coulter(ann coulter figure being waved around by my hand to imitate her thrashing/talking): 'I'm a crazy bitch, I should get published for being so!'

Publisher(Ken doll or something as generic being waved by my hand): 'Your work is delightfully inflamatory Ms. Coulter, not a shred of supportable assertions! We at "The Right Hand of Darkness Publishing" would like to give you lots of money and public attention. People will be so confused by the mouth-frothing, fart-smelling spin you give important issues they won't see that conservatism in america has sold them out.'

Ann Coulter: 'I'm a crazy bitch, now that I'm published I will go silent during debates when my insanity is exposed and offer frothingly innappropriate responses about the muslim religion."

Fox News(Bill O'reilly Doll): 'We're glad to have fellow disinformation zealout Ann Coulter with us. Ann what's it like to be individually as insane and dishonest as our whole organization is?"

Ann Coulter: "I'm a crazy bitch. It's great Bill, I get all the rabies shots I need and the left usually stares at me blankly when I tell them that they are all cow-riding slipper-wearers. Being a member of the far, far, stalin-esque right has really worked for me. And I'm a crazy bitch!"