Mr. Scientology! He can solve anything!

[yendi]

Look! He can solve the Mystery of the Dead Customers faster than you can say "Encyclopedia Brown."

He knows how to beat drug addiction without any nasty withdrawal symptoms. Never see babies crawling on the wall again!

Break your wrist? No need for a doctor or even some Motrin. Just call Mr. Scientology!

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Comments

My life as a Celebrity Scientologist

[pinballsorceror.livejournal.com]

http://www.rickross.com/reference/scientology/scien410.html

[rhapsody-98.livejournal.com]

"With the precise Scientology procedure for making an investigation..."

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

Heh, I love the giant bottle of poison. And the fact that the health departement, cops and customers had not already mobbed the place.

Plus the owner is obviously Mobbed up and he would have just whacked the cook himself.

What's funniest to me is that all Scientology is at this childish, cultish and stupid level.