Dear Vendors:

[yendi]

When I dropped my business card in your fishbowl at the recent trade show, it was not because I'm in any way, shape, or form interested in what you make (in most cases, I don't even really have any purchasing power over the product, nor will I foist you off on someone who does). I dropped my card in the bowl to win your fucking contest for a palm/laptop/giftcard. Which I didn't. So stop fucking calling and emailing me.