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Nick: I'm a hero. I was shot 2 times in the Tribune.
Nora: I read where you were shot 5 times in the tabloids.
Nick: It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids.




Reporter: Say listen, is he working on a case?
Nora: Yes, he is.
Reporter: What case?
Nora: A case of scotch. Pitch in and help him.




Nick: Oh, it's all right, Joe. It's all right. It's my dog. And, uh, my wife.
Nora: Well, you might have mentioned me first on the billing.
Nick: The dog's well-trained. He'll behave himself.




Nora: Say, how many drinks have you had?
Nick: This will make six martinis.
Nora (to waiter): All right. Will you bring me five more martinis, Leo? And line them right up here.




Nora: The next person who says Merry Christmas to me, I'll kill 'em.




Nora: Is that my drink over there?
Nick: What are you drinking?
Nora: Rye.
Nick: (Picks up the glass and gulps it down.) Yes. That's yours
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