So, I was lucky enough to receive a copy of the first Marvel Collection catalog. It's full of nifty overpriced stuff, ranging from every graphic novel Marvel has (at full list price) to toys (at above-Target prices), to DVDs and other fun stuff. All fun to look at.
But what caught my eye was in the Hulk section.
There's a section of Hulk jewelery. And it includes the Hulk Tongue Ring. Yes, you can have the Angry Green One on your tongue.
I just wonder if, somewhere out there, there's someone out there who's turned on by the idea of knowing that, when their lover goes down on them, the extra sensation is provided by a picture of a radiation-mutated Bruce Banner with his mouth wide open.
But what caught my eye was in the Hulk section.
There's a section of Hulk jewelery. And it includes the Hulk Tongue Ring. Yes, you can have the Angry Green One on your tongue.
I just wonder if, somewhere out there, there's someone out there who's turned on by the idea of knowing that, when their lover goes down on them, the extra sensation is provided by a picture of a radiation-mutated Bruce Banner with his mouth wide open.
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Date: 2004-10-11 07:01 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-10-11 07:03 am (UTC)You know, Marvel should license the Hulk name to any of those penis-growth spam companies.
After Reading this and the Comments
Date: 2004-10-11 07:28 am (UTC)Mind Melt. Mind Melt. Mind Melt.
Re: After Reading this and the Comments
Date: 2004-10-11 11:42 am (UTC)Re: After Reading this and the Comments
Date: 2004-10-11 03:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-10-11 07:46 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2004-10-11 08:01 am (UTC)Now I'm actually intrigued.
"Hulk LICK!"
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Date: 2004-10-11 09:55 am (UTC)JSM