Death by Lava Lamp

[yendi]

Lava Lamp explodes, sends shard of glass into a man's heart.

Anyone else wonder if he survived a fatal car wreck, or got off an airplane that soon exploded?

Comments

[luis-mw.livejournal.com]

I'm just waiting for a campaign to have lava lamps banned. After all, as well as only ever being used by drug-toking hippies, they have now been proved to be dangerous...

[yendi]

Well, as long as it can eliminate drug-toking hippies, the powers that be probably want to distribute them. With a label saying "cook me."