Behind the scenes at the White House
Feb. 3rd, 2005 05:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
yendiYou know this happens:
Shrubya, when his massive load of insecurities nag him awake at 3 in the morning, sneaks down to the most remote bathroom in the White House, the one with the best soundproofing, and stares long and hard into the mirror, trying to get himself looking serious.
After fifteen minutes or so of prepping his fragile ego, he takes a deep breath, glares at his reflection, and shouts,
It gets him so hot, he usually blows his wad before he can get back to the bedroom and Laura.
Shrubya, when his massive load of insecurities nag him awake at 3 in the morning, sneaks down to the most remote bathroom in the White House, the one with the best soundproofing, and stares long and hard into the mirror, trying to get himself looking serious.
After fifteen minutes or so of prepping his fragile ego, he takes a deep breath, glares at his reflection, and shouts,
I'm George Bush, Bitch!
It gets him so hot, he usually blows his wad before he can get back to the bedroom and Laura.