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You know this happens:

Shrubya, when his massive load of insecurities nag him awake at 3 in the morning, sneaks down to the most remote bathroom in the White House, the one with the best soundproofing, and stares long and hard into the mirror, trying to get himself looking serious.

After fifteen minutes or so of prepping his fragile ego, he takes a deep breath, glares at his reflection, and shouts,

I'm George Bush, Bitch!



It gets him so hot, he usually blows his wad before he can get back to the bedroom and Laura.

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Date: 2005-02-04 12:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thermidor.livejournal.com
You are a strange and wonderful man, my friend.

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Date: 2005-02-04 01:17 am (UTC)

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Date: 2005-02-04 01:23 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] snippy
I'm not sure he's self-aware enough to be insecure.

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Date: 2005-02-04 03:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merrick42.livejournal.com
*and fruitpunch gatorade has just magically appeared splattered all over my keyboard*

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Date: 2005-02-04 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merrick42.livejournal.com
*laughing*...No need to feel sorry; feel proud! It takes a lot for people to get me to snarf something.

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Date: 2005-02-04 06:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] assassingalaxia.livejournal.com
That was awesome. Totally tops the story about Bush's pet reporter.

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Date: 2005-02-04 04:42 pm (UTC)

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