An odd fever dream

[yendi]

When I crashed this morning, I had a dream that essentially re-shot Live and Let Die, but with Ann Coulter replacing Yaphet Kotto in the Mr. Big part. The only part I remember vividly is Ann being inflated at the end and then being blown up, and Bond quipping, "well, that's the last time she spreads her thighs."

Ah, that wacky and politically subversive Mr. Bond!