*sigh*

[yendi]

This was the day I was supposed to catch up on email, on LJ, and even on sleep.

In reality, it was the day when I avoided (not willingly) all of the above for the entire day. The full story is too frustrating to tell, and spending half an hour writing it up would make me less calm, so I'm not going to bother.

Instead, I'm just going to ask you to sing along with me and Cartman (down by the schoolyard), and join in the catharsis:



George Bush is a bitch, he's a big fat bitch,
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
He's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
He's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday he's a bitch
On Tuesday he's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday he's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
He'ss a super king kamehameha bitch

Have you ever met that putz George Bush?
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
He's a mean old bitch, he has stupid hair,
He's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
He's a stupid bitch, George Bush is a bitch,
And he's such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

[Children sing about Bush being a bitch in other languages that yendi doesn't speak]

Have you ever met that putz George Bush?
He's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
He's a mean old bitch, he has stupid hair,
He's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
He's a stupid bitch, George Bush's a bitch,
And he's such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,
George Bush, he's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, George Bushmmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaaa

Comments

[gladstone.livejournal.com]

That doesn't sound like Carman (http://www.carman.org/).

[gladstone.livejournal.com]

Now that you've fixed your typo, my comment doesn't make any sense.

Fiddlesticks!

[yendi]

Heh. sorry -- I'd had the edit window open on it before I got your comment. But you still scarred trochee, so sense-making or otherwise, it's still having an effect!

[trochee.livejournal.com]

you have scarred my mind with that link.

[thefirethorn.livejournal.com]

I thought it was


then on Sunday, just to be different, he's a super mega MEGA bitch!

Thats, like, my favorite line from the movie.

[yendi]

It could very well be. It's entirely possible that I just used Google, found the first lyrics site that didn't look like it was 100% inaccurate, and copied and pasted from there, instead of doing real accurate research. :-)

[ebon-hawk.livejournal.com]

this could be the next number one on the billboard charts, i like it its catchy =P