Well, crap.

[yendi]

Yep, definitely getting sick. So far, just a cold. Hopefully, that's where it'll stop.

I made the mistake of buying Cold-Eeze. This product, alas, was mislabeled, as nowhere amongst the listings of scientific studies and other crap is there anything mentioning that it's ass-flavored. Personally, this is the sort of thing I'd like to know before popping a lozenge in my mouth. The box claims that it's "unflavored," but that's a lie, as "unflavored" couldn't possibly taste this bad.

And unlike most medicines that taste bad, this one clearly isn't effective. I'm currently generating mucus at a rate of about a pound a minute. If Thrakkorzog were around, we'd have a mucus-yendi on the rampage all too soon.

Comments

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

Try Emergen-C fizzies (http://www.amazon.com/gp/search.html/103-7651953-1406224?me=&node=3760931&keywords=emergen%20c). :)

[demetria23.livejournal.com]

Haha, I eat so much cold-eeze. Their cherry-flavored kind isn't too bad. It tastes like cough syrup in pill form.

[yendi]

Just ran to CVS and bought their last overpriced ($2 more than Amazon!) box. Have just swigged something that tastes almost, but not quite, like Diet Fanta. Will see how thing progress from here. Thanks!

[yendi]

I was going for the sugar-free version, as I've got enough dental issues too not need sugary lozenges on top of that. I may go for cherry next time, though.

[yendi]

Ass-and-fruit might be better than just plain ass, but I think I'll give the Emergen-C stuff a chance, first.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

What is that, orange flavor? We drink the raspberry kind. And, yeah, the boxes are spendy. I wish they would have a starter pack or something.

[photognome.livejournal.com]

The Tick: "I've had enough chasing; it's your turn now, forest-smog!"
Thrakazog: "Thrakazog! Thrakazog! With a 'K'! Boy, are you ever rude."
The Tick: "No brains today; we're only serving humble-pie, Whatchamazog!"
Thrakazog: "Listen buddy, for the last time it's..."
The Tick: "Four ax in a bog?"
Thrakazog: "Thrakkorzog!"
The Tick: "Ah, laxitive-log!"
Thrakazog: "No no no!"
The Tick: "Lap lands a zog?"
Thrakazog: "No!"
The Tick: "Two laplanders and a dog?"
Thrakazog: "Thrak!"
The Tick: "Sapsuckafrog!"
Thrakazog: "No no no!"
The Tick: "...Susan?"
Thrakazog: "Oh, now you're doing it on purpose; how juvenile!"

[coffeeinhell.livejournal.com]

That was my experience with the much-heralded zinc crap that I bought to spary in my mouth and tongue and on the roof of my mouth.

This was actually "mint flavored" but it was mint flavord in the same way a stinky bathroom sprayed with Lysol is 'Lysol-scented." the original, vile undercurrent doesn't disappear, it just gets another layer of something on top of it.

And, yeah, it didn't seem to do a damn thing to ease the onset or the length of my cold. It just dried out the inside of my mouth and tastes like, minty ass.

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

I told you to just get some OC decongestants and pain relivers.

[yendi]

I did, but commenting on their lack of taste or efficiency isn't as interesting.

[yendi]

I swear, when I figure out where this ass-flavoring company that's providing the raw materials for all these medicines is, I'm so getting medieval on them.

[yendi]

Possibly my favorite episode ever. :-)

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

Touche.

Thank you for suffering for our entertainment.

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

Heheheee, tick.

[yendi]

Art is suffering, after all.

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

Ah, now you understand, Mucus Hopper.

You may proceed to the next level, Coughing Up a Lung for The FUnny.