Sci-fi readers make bad lovers?

[yendi]

[A guy reading The Da Vinci Code] is going to be awful in bed. This is just one step up from a sci-fi reader, someone who thinks sex can't measure up to masturbation.

Before you get too angry, remember two things: First, the guy's an editorial assistant at Nerve, which is the literary job equivalent of shoveling the shit out of the elephant cage, but without the dignity (and it smells worse -- we're talking being around Nerve employees all day). Second, he looks like this.

In other words, his life truly sucks. Pity him.

Or snark away. Whichever. :-)