I tried to stop. Really, I did.

[yendi]

So, whose the preppiest officer in the Empire?

It's Grand Muffy Tarkin, of course.

Going home now.

Comments

[theferrett.livejournal.com]

These puns are ludicrous. Would you kindly stop Tarkin out your ass?

Sincerely,
T.F.

[ydnic.livejournal.com]

What 'choo Tarkin about, Willis?

**running away**

[corwinok.livejournal.com]

Perhaps Bran Muffin Tarkin, a high-fiber addition to any diet, would help regulate said ass.

[yendi]

See? Now this sort of thing is why I love my friends list.

[corwinok.livejournal.com]

I've decided to take that as a compliment :)

[tablesaw]

"This Lord Vader will surely get his comeuppance."

—Grand Moff Tarkington

[dangerdean.livejournal.com]

Who chases Jedis through the deep seas of Naboo? Grand Moff Diver.

[yendi]

*groan*

[merrick42.livejournal.com]

Please someone gouge out my brain, I just imagined Scorpius with one of those teddybear backpacks... *whimpers*