Zombie Survival Tip #243

[yendi]

When you see a zombie carpenter, what warning do you shout to your companions?

Dead Man Caulking.

Comments

[stevietee.livejournal.com]

Witty catchphrase by hero who kills zombie carpenter: "Time to nail you to the wall!"

[yendi]

Only if the hero uses a nail gun or an old-fashioned hammer-and-nails set (and major props to him if the latter works).

[crystalsage.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that be a Zombie Plumber?

[yendi]

Sure -- they caulk too. :-)

[angryvixen.livejournal.com]

This could also be said of zombie tile installers.

[yendi]

Very true. It's a handy catchphrase for all sorts of zombies.

[boutell.livejournal.com]

You talk the talk, but do you caulk the walk?

[dr-nebula.livejournal.com]

Argh!

I think my hand just broke off..

[cscottd.livejournal.com]

That may well have been the last nail in the coffin of zombie humour... ;)

[fings.livejournal.com]

Here I was expecting a joke about a certain 2000-year old zombie carpenter.

[yendi]

Mel Brooks was a zombie?

[redfishie.livejournal.com]

wow. i think i love and hate you at the same time.

way to go!

[dindin.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeeeeeeeee!

[unquietsoul5.livejournal.com]

*Moan*

[felisdemens.livejournal.com]

What did the zombie carpenter say to the hooker?

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

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