Zombie Survival Tip #243

[yendi]

When you see a zombie carpenter, what warning do you shout to your companions?

Dead Man Caulking.

Comments

[stevietee.livejournal.com]

Witty catchphrase by hero who kills zombie carpenter: "Time to nail you to the wall!"

[yendi]

Only if the hero uses a nail gun or an old-fashioned hammer-and-nails set (and major props to him if the latter works).