Stealth

[yendi]

So, how bad is Stealth?

One of the few positive reviews, Josh Tyler's three-star take at Cinemablend.com, gives it props on the grounds that "Stealth is a movie so bad, it’s almost good."

As for the really negative reviews:

Local critic Eleanor Ringel-Gillespie: Move over, Michael Bay. "The Island" is no longer the loudest, dumbest movie of the summer.

sweinberg: "This movie hated me from the opening scene; two hours later, it was mutual."

Roger Ebert: 'Stealth" is an offense against taste, intelligence and the noise pollution code

Yeah, looks like we've got a winner here!

Comments

[harold3.livejournal.com]

Almost almost sounds as good as that sin city trash.

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

Yet another summer movie that I will be skipping.

I knew just from the poster that I'd rather gargle with acid than sit through this FPOS.

[stevietee.livejournal.com]

You mean Josh *Tyler*'s review at Cinemablend.com -- Josh *Lucas* is actually in the movie! ;)

[yendi]

D'oh! Although I'm sure Tyler would also rather not be in the movie.

[sweinberg.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the plug, yendoo.

Very glad you enjoyed the review.

[kaine-maxwell.livejournal.com]

It's Macross Plus the movie!

[nishar.livejournal.com]

I'll see it at the dollar theater just to watch the cool visual effects.

[alladinsane.livejournal.com]

And they wonder why folks dont go to theaters anymore?

Regal Cinemas, the largest theater chain in the US, has a current stock price of 19 cents...

On a happier note, saw Batman Begins Wed...was a very happy boy when I left...VERY worth it

Of course right now the film everyone speaks of here in the Bluff City is Hustle and Flow..

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

Well when you say it like _that_ it makes me want to see it.

[auryn29a.livejournal.com]

Regal just bought the theater closest to me. First thing they did was raise ticket and snack prices. Bah.

[allroads.livejournal.com]

Does that mean the plane gets stopped by Jaime Foxx's singing?

[gladstone.livejournal.com]

I liked the Island.

[yendi]

Well, someone had to.

[yendi]

Actually, Regal stock is at 19 dollars, although that doesn't mean they're not in serious trouble.

Definitely agreement on Batman.

[gladstone.livejournal.com]

Don't get me wrong, I didn't love the Island, but it was a good enough popcorn movie. Scarlett Johansson is hot. Steve Buscemi gets killed, and that's always a plus. A lot of product placement; the movie should have been called Microsoft Island 1.0.

What do you recomment in theaters right now?