Conversation between our cats

[yendi]

Max (older, smarter Chocolate Point Siamese): Hey, Jack, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop yendi's hand?

Jack (younger, dumber Tuxedo Cat): I don't know. Let's find out. One, two, three, four, five . . . . . . . .

(five minutes later)

Jack: 898, 899, 900, 901. . .

Me: Jesus Christ, cat, don't you ever get bored?

Jack: 905, 906, 907. . .

Me: Gah! Stop it! *yanks hand away*

Jack (continuing to lick his side, which was right below my hand): 912, 913, 914. . .

At least he didn't try chomping.

Comments

[ghost-light.livejournal.com]

I interrupted our younger, dumber cat while he was bathing one day. He spent the next 5 minutes just sitting there with his tongue hanging out.

[shadesong.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was waiting to hear *crunch* "Aiiii!"

[litch.livejournal.com]

You read two lumps (http://www.twolumps.net/) don'tcha?

[yendi]

I'd never heard of it until now, actually.

[flemco.livejournal.com]

Read and worship!

[gardenfey.livejournal.com]

That is too funny!

[windswept.livejournal.com]

At my house, it's like the owl. Two licks, and then *chomp* - always in those quantities and that order.

[yendi]

Jack doesn't bite much. Max loves to nibble on our fingers, but Jack would be content grooming his humans until the end of time.