Sorry, but adding words doesn't remove the suck.

[yendi]

So, the official title of Uwe Boll's epic adaption of Dungeon Siege? In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale.

Maybe he should have tried this tactic with his other movies:

She's a Dhampir, not a Vampire: A Bloodrayne Story

Dude, Where's my Rave?: A House of the Dead Mystery

Tara Reid as an Archeologist? Hey, if People Will Buy Denise Richards as a Nuclear Physicist, They'll Buy Anything: An Alone in the Dark Adventure.

Comments

[leonardpart6.livejournal.com]

I'd love to see the cartoon, though: A Dungeon Siege Tail.

[curt-holman.livejournal.com]

The trailer makes it look outrageously funny. Burt Reynolds is in it.

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

Teh suck...it burns!!!

[unwilly.livejournal.com]

I'll be first in line, for the barf buckets