Chinese Food+Casio Keyboards+Penis Jokes=Magic

[yendi]

Thanks to the power of Youtube and copyright violations (not committed by me, because I'd have posted it in widescreen and started the clip a few seconds earlier), I give you the funniest scene ever deleted from a movie: The Penis Song, from the unrated version of The Sweetest Thing.

Not safe for work. At all.

Comments

[coffeeinhell.livejournal.com]

I don't believe it was ever deleted from the movie -- the first time I saw it, on cable, the song was in the film.

It's a freakin' hilarious (and often quite raunchy) movie, by the way, totally mismarketed on release as a lightweight chick flick. Patrick bought me the DVD, and I've been known to force friends to watch it, telling them, "No, no, no -- this movie is SO not what you'd expect ..."

[yendi]

I never saw it before renting it, but the imdb, which is never wrong, of course, claims that the scene wasn't in the theatrical cut.

[thelastrobot.livejournal.com]

I do know that sometimes they put things that were cut out back in for the TV version. But I don't know if this thing was not in the theatrical cut, as I've never even seen the movie.

[yendi]

And agreed about the mismarketing. An incredibly underrated movie.

[jmfunnyface.livejournal.com]

Totally mismarketed. I saw it with a bunch of my friends in college, and it was not at all what we expected. Of course we loved it.

[darth-spacey.livejournal.com]

Did you see it on PPV? Sometimes PPV versions are unrated versions. Occasionally, the premium movie networks will show unrated versions, too, but they normally make a big fuss about it (aside from IFC, Flix and Sundance, for whom uncut movies are pretty much stock in trade).

[coffeeinhell.livejournal.com]

No, I saw it on HBO or Cinemax. It's also been on Comedy Central and, as I recall, the penis song was included in their broadcast, too.

[darth-spacey.livejournal.com]

Presumably only on Comedy Central in their "Secret Stash" airings (i.e. late Saturday night)? It's pretty much "anything goes" during that slot, but sadly only during that slot. I rather imagine the song would have been bleeped into virtual nonexistence during "normal viewing hours".

[sistermaryeris.livejournal.com]

Awesome movie but OY on that song. Heh. It takes a lot to embarrass me, but my kids were watching that movie with me. Heh.

[jennasuze.livejournal.com]

I've been searching for the unrated version of that movie just for that song. Thank you!

[amywon.livejournal.com]

Thank you, now I can get ready for work today.