Two junk mail trends that go great together

[yendi]

So, as I'm sure most of you know, various charitable (dubious and legit) organizations send out free address labels in an attempt to guilt people into donating to their causes (and no, it doesn't work on me; I decide who gets my charity based on the cause and the organization, not the swag).

Yesterday, I got address labels from the USTA (United States Tennis Association).

In the field where my name normally appears is, instead, the word "Resident."

The address itself, of course, is correct.

I'm really going to enjoy using these labels. :-)

Comments

[themaskmaker.livejournal.com]

Bwah!!!! Yes! How delectable. I want some.

[lootsfoz.livejournal.com]

Fun. I want labels like that. The charitable organizations don't help their cause in trying to guilty dinero out of me because they constantly spell my name wrong.

[http://users.livejournal.com/merle_/]

Hmm. I'll have to add "Resident" to my list of names that I might change my name to if I ever decide society isn't worth being nice to. Maybe I'll drop a line to the USTA as well...