Don't get me started on the "Three Musketeers" bar

[yendi]

"Dragon Sausages" have to change their name because they don't contain dragon meat.

Comments

[lonesomenumber1]

"Are they made from real Girl Scouts?"

[marajs.livejournal.com]

beat me to it.

[yendi]

I figured that it would be a race between that comment and a "crunchy frog" reference. :-)

[mactavish.livejournal.com]

Went there. :)

[luis-mw.livejournal.com]

Damn! So I've been cheated all those years I drank Brains Bitter in the hope of improving my intellect!

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

And yet Chicken of the Sea tuna is still on the market.

[alladinsane.livejournal.com]

All this and no one mentioned Baby Ruths yet?

Or Cracker Jacks?

[amokk]

This with the new literal Nanny State one, the UK is just totally fucked.